工作学习忙中偷闲-----走过路过的不要错过, 来说说今天有什么好玩的事?

xingbu

不管是学习还是工作, 久了都会多多少少变成重复的机械活动, 难免有些烦闷. 忙里偷闲上来新足迹透透气, 如果能看到些和自己同样辛勤工作, 学习的TX来把一天中的好玩的, 开心的, 好笑的事情放在在这里和大家分享一下, 也不失为一种好的”休闲方式”. 也能为学习, 工作生活增加点小乐趣,不是吗?

来分享开心小故事的TX最好能把:
时间
地点
人物
情景

写清楚, 那怕是简单的几句话, 让我们也能通过适当的想象,感受身临其境和你一起笑的感觉!

凡跟贴分享小故事的同学都送5分表示感谢!

[ 本帖最后由 xingbu 于 2008-2-20 14:51 编辑 ]

xingbu

我先来一个:

时间: lunch过后的一个简单例会

地点: 空调很冷的lunch room

人物: 全体工作人员+CEO

情景: 天很热, 想必在office工作的TX都知道公司的冷气是很冷的, 刚吃完午饭增加完热量依然觉得很凉,公司的CEO在我们闲聊中慢慢的踱了进来, 走得很慢, 行动也有点怪异, 不停的把双手举高好象在做上肢伸展运动. 正不解中, 旁边的CFO突然噗呲一笑然后说了句”XXX is walking in embarrassly..” CEO 听到后表情尴尬, 加大了上肢伸展运动的幅度, 我还没弄懂, 突然听到旁边的同事笑骂到”those boys are naughty!” “XXX’s nipples stand up….”才恍然大悟…也只有CFO敢这么说啦, 嘿嘿.

patrickzhu

在澳洲做的第一个公司，，那时我刚来澳洲没多久，英文基本上属于反映很差的那种，这种每星期例会基本上听不懂。
那一天，大家都在会议室里坐好了，我接完一个电话，最后一个进会议室。正在找座，老板突然问：Patrick, do you want to chair this meeting?
我一惊，当时除了听到chair其他没听到
随口就指着一把椅子说，No, thanks, I have got one!
大家哄堂大笑。。。

xingbu

原帖由 patrickzhu 于 2008-2-19 17:00 发表
在澳洲做的第一个公司，，那时我刚来澳洲没多久，英文基本上属于反映很差的那种，这种每星期例会基本上听不懂。
那一天，大家都在会议室里坐好了，我接完一个电话，最后一个进会议室。正在找座，老板突然问：Patric ...

这个是最好笑的事情, 还是尴尬的事?

patrickzhu

原帖由 xingbu 于 2008-2-19 17:06 发表
这个是最好笑的事情, 还是尴尬的事?

比较有趣。
我已经不会对因为英文不好而觉得尴尬了。

astina

阿朱这个好笑！我来加点分

astina

http://www.oursteps.com.au/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=27，偶很早一个老帖，或许勉强对题

xingbu

来帮AS粘过来。

Meetings in the Morning
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I had two meetings this morning, with exactly the same people and in exactly the same meeting room. You may wonder since this was the case, why there were two meetings instead of one. To tell you the truth, I wondered the same but could not figure out why.

9.15 in the morning, we were sitting in the meeting room, doing small chatting with each other which was the routine before a meeting anyway. The meeting got kicked off 5 minutes later and we started discussing various issues. Whenever someone accidentally touched upon the topic which was supposed to be discussed in the next meeting, someone else would say: “well, we can leave it for the time being. This is not included in the agenda for this meeting”. This happened a couple of times, all followed by similar comments. Five to ten, we finished the first meeting and went back to our own desks.

We checked our emails and found a message from the boss inviting us to a second meeting at 10 o’clock. We re-filled our mugs with tea or coffee and re-entered the meeting room. I groaned silently to myself when finding people doing small chatting again, pretending we had not already had a meeting earlier this morning. Even everybody was sitting in the same chair as they did in the first meeting. I suggested to the guy sitting next to me that we should swap seats so at least there would be some change but he declined this request. What boring accountants, not imaginative at all, I sighed.  But on second thoughts, ain’t I myself more or less the same?

The second  meeting was dominated by the boss while everybody else had obviously got exhausted from the first one, with little to contribute, or had not recovered from the previous weekend at all. The boss kept talking and I tried painfully to stop from yawning a couple of times. Looking around the room, I found people began to realise that from the way the boss talked, this meeting would probably last forever. As a result, they adjusted their pose and made themselves more comfortable as if preparing to remain in the seat for the rest of their lives.

Just when I was about to give up the idea that I could walk out of this meeting room alive, someone knocked at the door and announced it was already 11 and they had booked the room from 11 onwards. I could almost hear how people cheered quietly at this announcement, except for the boss of course. We almost rushed out of the room, not believing our luck and fearing that things might change if we did not grab the chance immediately.


Back to our own seat, much to our surprise, we found a big bag beside everyone’s desk. It contained 9 kilos of laundry detergents and was a gift from the company. It could be very handy to someone like me who machine-washes almost everything. Lucky that I forgot to include detergents in my shopping list last weekend. Finally there was something worth being cheerful at and after all life has got both negative and positive sides, hasn’t it? So for the first time on this Monday morning, I found myself in high spirits.

astina

太长了

xingbu

9KG的洗洁精啊！福利真好。。。没理由的发东西？

astina

那是以前工作过的一个公司。

据称是生产工序里的一个副产品，不发白不发

xingbu

嘿嘿， 原材料正常消耗， 也不存在FBT啦。老板真聪明

浅浅

今天在公司，也是空调打得很低，我在一旁措着手哈气。一个胖同事看到了，说：你太瘦了，所以觉得冷，像我多吃点，put more fat on，就会自动发热，然后就不冷了

我看了看他，作出一个恍然大悟的表情：Oh, it's you ! casue global warming!!

然后大家笑作一团，说总算找到罪魁祸首了

applenet

原帖由 浅浅 于 2008-2-19 22:55 发表
今天在公司，也是空调打得很低，我在一旁措着手哈气。一个胖同事看到了，说：你太瘦了，所以觉得冷，像我多吃点，put more fat on，就会自动发热，然后就不冷了

我看了看他，作出一个恍然大悟的表情：Oh, it's yo ...

这种玩笑我不敢开,怕鬼们记仇.

WTFAUS

原帖由 applenet 于 2008-2-19 23:04 发表


这种玩笑我不敢开,怕鬼们记仇.

那要看人的。 很严肃的那种，当然不能这么乱说。 本来就嘻嘻哈哈的 就无所谓了。
这和鬼不鬼的没关系吧

astina

我有一瓶Jurlique的rosewater spray,一到下午就要喷点，有时候还要朝坐我隔壁的女同事helen喷两下。她总是很受用，每次都做陶醉状，仰脸迎接。

一次我喷着喷着，站起来准备往隔壁喷的时候，电话响了，我一边拎起电话，一边看也不看往隔壁喷，结果对面一阵闷哼，一个陌生男人仰脸看着我。 原来是helen的电话出了故障，正叫人来看。。。

applenet

原帖由 astina 于 2008-2-19 23:15 发表
我有一瓶Jurlique的rosewater spray,一到下午就要喷点，有时候还要朝坐我隔壁的女同事helen喷两下。她总是很受用，每次都做陶醉状，仰脸迎接。

一次我喷着喷着，站起来准备往隔壁喷的时候，电话响了，我一边拎起电 ...

哈哈哈, 人家可能以为你喷的胡椒水呢吧!

astina

顶一下

西边雨

astina

老西汗什么？

西边雨

这个男的可怜啊

让我想起以前，刚工作的时候有几个女同事拿我开玩笑，喷了很多香水在我身上~怎么也洗不掉，下午去一家报社帮着弄个系统，那叫一个尴尬~~

astina

原帖由 西边雨 于 2008-2-20 11:05 发表
这个男的可怜啊

让我想起以前，刚工作的时候有几个女同事拿我开玩笑，喷了很多香水在我身上~怎么也洗不掉，下午去一家报社帮着弄个系统，那叫一个尴尬~~

估计那是女同事们喜欢你

西边雨

原帖由 astina 于 2008-2-20 11:06 发表

估计那是女同事们喜欢你

我家LD是其中一分子~~

astina

原帖由 西边雨 于 2008-2-20 11:10 发表


我家LD是其中一分子~~

看看，你们就是这样勾搭上的

西边雨

到了报社整个办公室都是香的，只要开窗~~

飞儿

原帖由 astina 于 2008-2-20 11:11 发表

看看，你们就是这样勾搭上的

缘来如彼哇

bffbffbff

太８了

xingbu

好多男的喷香水味道比女的浓得多.不过久了也觉得不错, 总比臭好吧.:)

sunrise

有一天,我与同事聊天到中国文化,风水,阴阳等,我说凡是相反的事可以说阴阳,于是他举起手中的杯子,一杯咖啡,一杯冰水,说这是阴,这是阳

sunrise

一天,所有女同事参加一个有关工作女性的健康讲座,会后,男同事神秘的问,你们在学习什么呀,我说,秘密,他说;是不是HOW TO MAKE YOUR HUSBAND HAPPY?