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"Think Differently"
"Objects in the rearview mirror are closer than they appear"
"Kiss my shiny metal ###"
"trapped in fabrication, send for help!"
"Tharr be pyrate MP3s aboard"
My iPod is smarter than your Honor Student.
Demo model. Please do not remove from store.
Music sold separately.
iPod therefore iPoor.
Engraving lowers resale value? Crap.
You have 6 new messages.
Scratch and see if you are a winner!
Neat...My life savings into one gadget!
By the time you start me, I'll be obsolete.
Your honor student stole my iPod.
10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside* ~Anonymous
iPod Limited Edition: ###### Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters* ~Anonymous
Cocaine and razor blade not included.* ~Carl
Lick My Shiny Metal ###* ~Anonymous
Bad Mother ######* (settled with "Bad Mother ####a) ~Ben
Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.* ~wiredgargoyle
I play with myself.* ~ leonardom
Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous
iMasturbate five times a day* ~rjones
F uck Osama.* ~Anonymous
Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time* ~Mike P.
I cost more per ounce than cocaine.* ~dgcole
Some of the ones allowed were:
My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon
George Bush Hates Black People
WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
If only women's buttons were this easy to push
Size Does Matter
FCUK WINDOWS
I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
Stay Hungry，Stay Foolish
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短登作业之二------墨尔本被盗篇! (2005-2-25) suxiaomei 
楼主:12oz
发表于 2012-3-8 18:57
