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简称:Jack:主角,小强,老道的特工,很佩服的人
CTU:Counter Terrorist Unit反恐联合小组,Jack供职的单位
1.If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
早晨你还能活着醒来，是因为Jack饶了你的性命。
2. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
如果Jack和希特勒, 斯大林, Nina Meyers(第一季CTU里面的内奸,后来杀了JACK老婆的人,聪明冷静,熟悉CTU的工作)在一个屋子, 并且他只有一杆枪和2 枚子弹, 他会给Nina 两枪。
3. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
在听到Jack被Kiefer Sutherland(就是演Jack的演员)耍了的时候，Jack已经干掉了Sutherland，因为没有人能耍他！
4. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Jack Bauer' 最喜爱的颜色是一级恐怖戒备红色。 他的第二喜爱颜色是紫罗兰色（violet）, 因为听起来像暴力（violent）。
5. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
有一次，Jack发现自己忘记把钥匙放在哪里，于是他折磨了自己30分钟直到自己交待出钥匙的地点。
6. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack让海伦.凯勒开口说话了。
Jack让哑巴开口了（貌似暗指Jack逼供一个哑巴，让他说话了）（这样翻是因为K,Hellen 为聋哑机构的代言词）
7. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Jack在四天里杀了93个人。等等，这个是事实。（第五天好像已经差不多七个了，也就上百喽~因为24小时演的是24小时的事情,每季都杀好多人）
8. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack 从未对海洛因上瘾。是海洛因对Jack上瘾。(第三季中Jack染了毒瘾)
9. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight。
16亿的中国人都想PK Jack,貌似是场势均力敌的较量.(此处有修改)
10. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
超人穿着带有Jack.Bauer标志的睡衣。
11. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Jack从不失手，他没击中你是因为他瞄准的是二十里外的另一个恐怖分子！
12. Let's get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
你需要弄清楚一件事，你现在清醒的唯一原因是Jack不原意理你。
13. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
当你打开一whoop-ass(这种饮料应该是代指使人厌恶的东西）的罐头，Jack跳了出来~
（这里这样说好像是因为J做过一种饮料的广告，好像是代言人的样子。（bygrrhaa））
14. If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you-- well amigo, you're f****d.
如果Jack Bauer说"我想要与他谈话"并且这里面指代的那个"他"是您, 哥（姐）们儿，您被f***了 。
（如果J说我只是想和他/她谈谈，而且这里的“他/她”是你的话，那么，朋友，你死定了。（by grrhaa））
15. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
杀Jack并不能让他死掉，只能让他愤怒~(更恐怖的事情)
16. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f*****g hates lemonade.
当生活给了Jack 柠檬, 他用他们干掉恐怖分子。 Jack 极度恨柠檬水。（不晓得是什么咚咚，没有看第三季）。
（第三季中那毒贩哥俩有姓lemon。！！！！！！！！！！！！！！（由lys20040909
补充））
17. In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy's name? Stephen Hawking.
在学校里, 一个小男孩打了Kimberly Bauer,结果Kimberly跑回家告诉了她的爸爸。 那个小男孩的名字? 斯蒂芬?霍金 。（本想附一张照片，算了。。。）
18. Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
Jack从不睡觉。 他休息的唯一方式是他被击晕或暂时地被杀害。
19. No man has ever used the phrase, "Jack Bauer is a p***y" in a sentence and lived to tel-（for god sake.......)
20. In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
在幼稚园,Jack为了对小朋友讲解而杀了一个恐怖分子。
21. Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Jack真真的为国家而死，并且活生生的讲述了这件事情。
22. As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
Jack出生以来的第一句话是“已经没时间了”
23. Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
小的时候，Jack的家人给他准备了一个“惊”喜生日会，不过只有这么一次。（个人认为这个最绝）
24. If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
你是清醒的？那是因为Jack没想管你。
25. If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars.
首先补充一下,GTA是一款暴力血腥的GAME,在电脑上也可以玩,很多人以拿到象征着最高通缉等级的星星为荣.
翻译如下:如果开始你想在GTA里面拿到七星通缉的话,我保证当你得知小强来追捕你后,你就会放弃你的想法.
26. Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
不是枪杀人，是Jack杀人。
27. Every time Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
Jack每在句末喊一次“NOW! "，一个恐怖分子就挂掉了。
28. If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
如果你派人去杀Jack，唯一你做到的是提供了他一个可以杀你的新方法。
29. Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
Jack可以用24小时逃离Lost中的那个荒岛。（一个小时就行了，剩下23个要拯救世界呢）
30. If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
如果Jack是个gay，他叫Chuck Norris（查克·诺里斯）
31. After arguing over what was the better show, 24 or Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris went to attack Jack Bauer with his trademark roundhouse kick. Jack Bauer caught it.
争论了24和得克萨斯步行者队俩show那个更好后，查克·诺里斯用专用武器去袭击Jack，Jack抓住了他。（PK!PK!）
（roundhouse kick是搏击时候的一项，我也不清楚怎麼翻，好像是大踢腿还是什麼的，在跆拳道里头也有
总之就是非常难防的一招，chuck norris这招很出名，对手基本无法抵挡
这句的意思是chuck norris使出roundhouse kick后，jack居然空手截了下来（由urusai补充））
32. Jack Bauer once stared at a woman for 30 seconds and got her pregnant.
Jack只对一女生凝视了30秒，就把它肚子搞大了。
33. Jack Bauer never uses a bullet-proof vest. Instead, he relies on his mane of chest hair to stop any bullet that tries to penetrate his skin.
Jack从来不用防弹背心，他靠自己胸口的胸毛挡住所有想穿过它皮肤的子弹。(修改)
34. Old Faithful, located in Yellowstone National Park, is actually
caused to erupt by Jack's blood pressure.
Old Faithful(天然地热喷泉),位于黄石公园，实际上是由Jack的血压而形成的。
35. Jack Bauers gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack .............. Bauer.
Jack的枪实际上是水枪, 但其以子弹的形式射击。为什么? 因为拿枪的是Jack.............. Bauer 。
36. While being put under in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count
backwards from 100 every time.
在送去医院的过程中，Jack每分钟能做100个俯卧撑。
（JACK 每次入院，在重度麻醉中都能保持（能从100数到1）清醒（由joel1980补充））
37. Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesnt want to.
Jack绝对服从命令，只要你让他做他想做的事情。
38. After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Jack Bauer, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.
被Jack盘问7分钟后，Tom Cruise（汤姆克鲁斯）承认他是个gay. |
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小狗才艺表演----赖赖爱唱歌 (2009-10-27) fzha8447 
发表于 2010-5-26 02:04
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反正小强是不会S滴！
