搞笑的入籍考试试题

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Australian
Citizenship Test



The Australian citizenship test has been designed to assist people who want to become
Australian citizens gain an understanding of Australia’s values, traditions, history and national
symbols.

The test is an important part of ensuring that migrants have the capacity to fully participate in
the Australian community as citizens and maximise the opportunities available to them in
Australia. It will promote social cohesion and successful integration into the community.


Test Rules

There are some basic rules which you must follow during the test:

- Test is timed - You will be allowed 45 minutes to complete the test (or 90 minutes in
the case of an assisted test). No additional time will be made available.
- This is a closed book test - You must not bring any test resource material into the testing
centre (this includes note paper, the Becoming an Australian Citizen resource book,
study notes, etc).
- Personal belongings may be taken into the test site however these must be stored under
the desk for the duration of the test. Mobile phones and all other electronic
communication/gaming equipment should be switched off while you are within the test
centre.

If you do not follow these rules, you may be asked to leave the test centre and may have to sit
the test again.

Test Questions

You may begin writing only once you are advised to do so by the test supervisor.


(1) Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin, of the term
“died in the arse”? Explain the meaning:

   
   

(2) What is a “bloody little beauty”?

   
   

(3) Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

Yes / No  
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(4) Explain the following passage:

In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a Barbie, some bevvies and a few
snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the
chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block
after Dad and Steve had a Barney and a bit of biffo.

   
   
   

(5) Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are
travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how
many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye
and taking a slash?

   

(6) Complete the following sentences:

(a) If the van's rockin' don't bother ________________________________
(b) You're going home in the back of a _____________________________
(c) Fair crack of the ________________________________________

(7) I've had a gutful and I can't be farked. Discuss

   
   
   
   

(8) Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

Yes / No

(9) Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"?
Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

Yes / No

(10) Do you or your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry
powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey
or Kai see Ming?

Yes / No

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(11) What are the ingredients in a rissole?

   

(12) Describe the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

   

(13) Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a
bloke?

Yes / No

(14) In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two
serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a
bath full of ice?

Yes / No

(15) When you go to a bring-your-own-meat Barbie can you eat other people's meat or
are you only allowed to eat your own?

   

(16) What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be
included in a hamburger with the lot?

   

(17) Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or
Ugg boots?

Yes / No

(18) Is it possible to prang a car while doing circle work?

Yes / No

(19) Who would you like to crack on to?

   

(20) Who is the most Australian (pick one answer):

(a) Kevin "Bloody" Wilson
(b) John "True Blue" Williamson
(c) Kylie Minogue
(d) Warnie

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(21) Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a
pool?

Yes / No

(22) What do the phrases “sinkin piss at a mates joint” and “gettin paraletic” mean?

   
   


Please submit this paper back to the test supervisor when you have had a fair crack.

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反正我是一个也不会

水星浪子

1. I can't explain the origin however, an example is: Could you give me a ride to work? My car died in the **** and it's at the mechanics. OR,
It had all the markings of a good movie/joke but the ending just died in the ****.

2. A happy statement. ie: Doing something nice for someone and they exclaim, "You bloody little beauty!" It also pertains to our favourite team winning...etc.

3. No, they're not.
A. To chuck a sickie means taking a day off from work/school when you're not sick.
B. Chuck a spaz, is the same as throwing a tantrum.
C. chuck a U-ey means makinga U-turn.

4.In the afternoon last Christmas, the relatives showed up for a B-B-Q, some beverages and a few sausages. After a bit of a Bex (headache powder) and a lie down (nap), we opened the presents and ate all the chocolates, biscuits (cookies) and candy. Then we drank a few beers and Mum got mad after Dad and Steve had an argument and a bit of a fist fight.

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger (all mens

4 years ago
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger (all mens' nicknames) are driving to Surfers Paradise (a coastal city, in Queensland) in their Torana (make of Aussie car). If they are travelling at 100km/h (60 miles) while listening to Jimmy Barnes, John Farnham and AC/DC, how many boxes (of beer) will each person on average, consume between mooning and peeing?

6. Complete the following sentences:
a) If the van's rockin' don't bother...knockin'.
b) You're going home in the back of a...ute/panel van?
c) Fair crack of the...whip.

7. I've had a gutful, means I've had enough...I can't be fagged, means I just can't be bothered.

8. wedgie. A manoeuvre in which the administrator of the wedgie reaches into the back of the victim's trousers, grabs the victim's underpants, and pulls them up so that they form a wedge dividing the victim's buttocks

4 years ago
9. A car on blocks should be self explantory...it's up off the ground with no tyres. Names like Bruce and Cheryl are common but "lower" type names.

10. Mince meat is the same as ground beef..This is an Aussie recipe for a Chinese dish.

11. Beef mince
Eggs
Onion (grated)
Bread crumbs or bread soaked in milk
Plain flour
Salt and pepper

12. Must be soaked in a glass of milk...then suck on it like a straw before you commence the nibbling process.

13. A heavy smoker who sounds like a man.

14, In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three bean salad, a chop (lamb or pork) and two serves of pavlova, followed by drinking someone else's beer that was "stolen" from a bath full of ice? Instead of ice boxes (which we call, "eskies") alot of people just fill the tub with ice to keep the drinks cold.

15. The answer is yes...you can eat other peoples' meat...saugages, steaks etc...but ask first!

4 years ago
16. Beetroot (known as "beet"in the States).

17. Pair of thongs are flip-flops, an esky is an icebox and ugg boots are akin to what the Inuits wear.

18. I'll have to say yes, it's possible. Prang means to crash and circle work, is going 'round and 'round in circles at top speeds.

19. "Crack on to" means to come on to someone.

20. Names of famous Aussie...could be any of them, except for Kylie Minogue (in my opinion ha!)

21. A mate is a buddy and a trailer is a little thing you tow behind your car...usually full of sand, tools or for taking rubbish to the tip.

22. "Sinkin' piss at a mates joint" means, drinking beer at your friends place and "gettin' para" means getting really f**ken drunk

sincerely

好在真正的入籍考试不是这些题，否则估计没一个人能通过的

鱼羊鲜

好难(monkey17)

tusizi33

i cant understand most of them

鱼鱼有刺儿

哈哈，真难啊！！

allenchi818

too difficult

bhyqs

3楼答案给的太早了。雅虎上摘的吧。http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071015054941AAnUt2C

第10条要补充的，那是一种鬼佬发明的中国菜，叫开心面，新西兰人也好这口。