商人就是商人，Banker has no heart

七月

今天去ANZ听一个关于世界经济Outlook的演讲，发言的一个年轻女人提到日本地震对澳洲经济的影响时，面无表情的说，虽然短时间内对澳洲会有负面的影响，但震后重建日本会需要从澳洲大量进口建材原料，当年神户地震也是如此，经济首先陷入低谷，过后以更快的速度和幅度反弹超越，所以这次日本地震对澳洲来说，长远看来是一件好事，她用的good opportunity这样的措辞。

自然这只是个在商言商的事情，似乎不算过分，不过听的时候，还是觉得有种冰冷的感觉，这个世界，果然还是有人欢喜有人愁。

最后分享一个笑话：

There was a man who was very ill and he had a heart trouble. You know a heart can be replaced nowadays so he went to a hospital, and the doctor offered him two or three hearts, "Which one would you like? One is of the general, the other is of a big businessman, and the third is of a banker. What would you like?" So he thought, "Let me have the heart of a...banker." So the doctor said, "Why do you want to have the heart of a banker?" He thought, "Because I'm sure it has never been used."

JuliaBear88

太经典了。

action

最近一个广告，一个女的问一个男的你做什么的，男的说他是banker，然后周围忽然一片寂静～直到那男的说他在st george工作才恢复正常

qisiwole

原帖由 七月 于 2011-3-23 22:52 发表
今天去ANZ听一个关于世界经济Outlook的演讲，发言的一个年轻女人提到日本地震对澳洲经济的影响时，面无表情的说，虽然短时间内对澳洲会有负面的影响，但震后重建日本会需要从澳洲大量进口建材原料，当年神户地震也是如此，经济首 ...

想听感人的别去anz，应该去red cross

ausox

我觉得很正常,这种专业论坛若是扯到其他事情,或者过于感性,就显得不专业

培培

这一点我们股票帖一开始就提过了，我们不会说因为要挣钱就让日本地震，也不会说震的越大就挣的越多，但是既然震了，就是个机会，就应该去把握，这和人性并没有什么冲突

七月

原帖由 qisiwole 于 2011-3-23 23:11 发表

想听感人的别去anz，应该去red cross

这就是心情感悟版的功用吧，当我比较理性的时候会去投资理财版。

snow_white

白雲山民

alwaysforget

笑话不错

gifox

其实她只是说出了一个FACT而已.

卡落琳0000

说的有道理

gwang

Here's another one:

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where theirfamily member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber..
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family member s sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a greatlength of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoidingeye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

berserkyjc

LZ很感性

[ 本帖最后由 berserkyjc 于 2011-3-26 20:34 编辑 ]

idontknow

看来我和楼主是一路人

原帖由 berserkyjc 于 26-3-2011 17:31 发表
LZ很感性

spiderpig

想起以前看过一个漫画:有个banker的toddler要见他,被问有无appointment
其实讲话没啥错,没劲就没劲在面无表情上,到底是给职业习惯洗脑了,还是本来就那样
应该大部分banker还是正常的吧,我希望

Y叔

在商言商

ceci

banker的定义到底是什么？

mayamaya

我觉得说的没错啊，实话
至于有没有心，冷不冷血的问题，在那种场合说也没什么意义啊
会议外他也可能是个大慈善家呢，谁知道··

applenet

这笑话有逻辑上的不可能，既然BANKER那么狠心的话，他怎么会死后捐自己的器官？除非他可能根据自己的心脏低使用率开个高价呢