童言无忌（英文版）-笑一笑十年少

心月2012

One More Ticket

The bus is very crowded.
A woman in a black jacket gets on the bus with a little girl.
She takes out two yuan from one of her pockets and gives it to  the conductor," A ticket to the zoo, please'.
the conductor lookes at the little girl and asks" how old are you?"
"I'm six at home,and I'm three on the bus,"the girl answers.
All the people laugh,the woman's face turns red.
she quickly takes out another two yuan and buys a ticket for her daughter.

白雲山民

六岁要买票？

心月2012

白雲山民 发表于 2018-3-14 17:00
六岁要买票？

看货币单位貌似是在国内，但我印象中国内是量身高买票。

tina50

好像以前看过，小姑娘诚实。

心月2012

Watching TV with a Candle on

Tom is a lovely little boy,he likes watching TV very much.
One evening Tom is watching a football match on TV.
Suddenly the power goes off.
Tom goes to the kitchen, brings a candle and lights.
‘What are you doing ?" his father asks.
"There is on electricity, so I  have to watch TV with a candle on" Tom says.
"Oh, my silly boy, you can't do that" his father says with a smile.

tina50

心月2012 发表于 2018-3-15 23:07
Watching TV with a Candle on

Tom is a lovely little boy,he likes watching TV very much.

好可爱的Tom

心月2012

Why Do You Drink So Much Water

Frank is Mary's little brother.He is three years old and he is a lovely boy.
One day, Mary gives Frank a very big apple,"thank you,Mary"Frank says.
After a while, Mary sees Frank drink a lot of water.
So, she asks‘Why do you drink so much water?"
“I ate an apple"Frank answers.
”Then why?" Mary asks
"I forgot to wash the apple,so I must make up for it" says Frank
"What a silly boy"Mary thinks to herself.

tina50

Make up for it.
Think to herself.

linegar

An apple a day keeps the doctor away