Legend of Sigma 200-500

downflyer

亚马逊上关于Sigma 200-500 f2.8 的各种爆笑评论

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yeu008

随便转两句来看看嘛

jasonliu234

拿着这个拍照，警察会以为是恐怖分子，偷渡了重型武器，开始攻击澳洲。

downflyer

I knew nothing about photography whatsoever, but being this the special lens that it is, I took out a second mortgage on my home and - what the hell, I bought it. I don't know how many of you are aware of this, but it comes with Enhanced Delivery, which means that representatives from a specialty shipping service will deliver it to any room you choose, unpack it, inspect it for damage. they will also dispose of all packaging material, unless you choose to keep it. since I live in a cozy however small studio, I asked my parents if they lend me their barn for a day, so I could have this beauty delivered. the shipping guys also brought a truck to have the packaging disposed of, which proved to be insufficient, so they rented an additional one.
however, what I didn't know at that point was that I had to invest much more into my new lens. first, I came to realize that I needed a camera, so I went out and bought one. then a reinforced steel tripod. then a crane. then a trolley. then a storage warehouse. and so on.
6 months and three additional loans later, I finally had a decent set of equipment. and boy, was it worth it.
I took my new set out for the first time at night and started taking pictures of the solar system and beyond. I am sure you are all aware of the infamous white dot on Pluto? my work, even though NASA credited the Hubble, out of pride. how about the photo of the imminent colliding galaxies one hundred and thirty million light years from Earth? also my work.
my next endeavor is to have a special filter built for my lens (which takes another 6 months and a full factory in Sweden) and photograph the core of the sun. this way, with my modest help, the scientific community will be able to better estimate how long till the sun runs out of hydrogen......

downflyer

I bought this object as I thought it would be something good to blow up my neighbor's house with. It didn't come with whatever ammo it takes, so I sold it to the US Marines. I heard they use it on a regular basis as bazooka. There are also rumors that these were actually reactor 3 and reactor 4 in Chernobyl that exploded in '86. If you like pictures of the inside of people's nostrils, it's a great portrait lens. I actually use it as a microscope too, I was the first person to accurately see an atom. So if you're a scientist, good for you here you go. If you're into sports, shooting games outside the stadium works wonders, you don't even have to leave the taxi that brought you there since you sold your car to get one of these. I bought 7 more of these to use for various reasons and I recommend you do the same.

Pros:
It will attach to your F/A-18E fighter jet
It acts as a great bazooka
Weighs less than 500 lbs
Great battery ram
Gets good gas mileage

Cons: I rested it on my table and it broke it and fell 2 stories to the ground floor.
It requires active military servicemen to transport
I accidentally dropped it on my dog, rest in piece Scruffy
It's cheap for the quality
It will not blend
If you walk into an airport with this you will get shot on sight as it looks like a sidewinder missile
You can't transport it in a regular car, it will destroy your suspension immediately. I recommend an F/A-18E.