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首先看看这句话， "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." - Mark Twain(马克.吐温) 怎么样？老马骂人都不带脏字！是的，如果吵架吵输了，不妨这么安慰自己。。。。。 " Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity." －Albert Einstein 爱因斯坦说，手放在炉子上一分钟，感觉象一小时。 跟个漂亮妹纸坐一小时，感觉象一分钟。 这叫相对论。。。 "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."－Albert Einstein 他还说，聪明有限，白痴无度。 "Why fit in when you’re born to stand out?"－Dr Seus 写过无数儿童故事的苏斯博士说，天生英才何必挤进乌合之众去？ "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."－ George W. Bush 书最棒的地方在于，有时候里面有些图还凑合~ 虽然他智商传说只有80，但是小布什是个爱说实话的好孩子  当然不是伟大的人们也会说出诸如： "I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat." 珍爱腹肌，我用一层肥肉当保护膜。 还有吗？ 有，但是在阅读之前下面请熟悉一下这两句谚语： Beauty is in the eye of beholder. 情人眼里出西施。 He who laughs last, laughs the best. 笑到最后，笑的最好 而事情的真相，往往是这样的： "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." 那一夜不知喝了多少杯～～ "He who laughs last, didn’t get it." 最后笑的那个，反映有点慢。。。  怎么突然有种凉凉的…… |
