澳洲版的芙蓉姐姐（哈哈哈哈。。）
阿旺4岁之前都挺好，4岁一过，好像就越来越不太听话了，叫干的事儿总是拖拖拉拉，找借口，训她的时候，她还不知天多高地多厚的还嘴。
眼看着明年就要上PREPS了，这样下去怎么了得，这个年纪的丫头，挺麻烦的，你说她不懂事吧，她还老跟你掰理儿，你说她懂事吧，跟她还有理讲不清。。。。我已经是耐心+耐性，CALM 再 CALM，没办法，我拿这句封她：我是你妈！叫你干啥就干啥！再不行，就只好SMACKING，我们家我是唱黑脸的，打屁股的是我，这点我坦白。
她爹就不行了，人家多文明，死活不会打孩子的，再小，人也还有RIGHTS啊，可是再后来，他爹脾气再好，也到了“崩溃”的边缘，竟然埋头打草稿，给阿旺立规矩，有一天一大早，第一个EMAIL就是她爹发过来的草规 - RULES FOR MAY-LING，哈哈哈，看得我直乐。
不愧是当老师的，写起规矩来那叫一个流畅，其实也没有什么大不了的，都是一些鸡毛蒜皮的小事，被她爹一例条，就成一箩筐了。。。实话跟你说吧，阿旺没生下来之前，他爹就肚子里想好了N多条了，后来又加了N条。。。。都是简单的英文，应该不难看懂，大家看个热闹吧。
RULES FOR MAY-LING
- Respect, cherish your parents and help them always
- Love and care for your sister, protect her, respect her
- Respect your Grandma and help her always
- Respect native birds or animals that come into the yard
- Answer phone politely
- Ask permission, if you want to go swimming
- Ask permission, if you wish to go to the creek, use words”May I”
- Keep room tidy
- Keep your clothes nice and tidy
- Keep the gates and doors locked
- Look after your toy
- No food in bedrooms
- No food in lounge or carpeted areas
- Pass scissors or knives to people handle first
- Play quietly and do not damage things
- Snacks are treats not meals, ask your Mother first
- Turn lights off when not in use
- Turn on toilet fan when in use
- Turn off TV when not in use
- Wear your helmet on the bicycle
- Wear your seat belt in the car
- Brush your teeth after every meal
- Clear table after meals
- Do not leave your things lying around for other to pick up
- Do not play with matches
- Do not go into the garage unless supervised
- Do not let strangers in the house or yard
- Do not run with sticks or scissors
- Do not touch snakes, spiders or insects, they are dangerous
这还有呢，权力跟义务，看到这块儿我也狂笑不止，她爹挺能搜罗的，被他这么一例举，感情阿旺的“权力”不少啊，就差没写“you have the right to go to toilet!" - 这就是文化差异吧，试想我们大部分中国的父母都不会这么列出来吧。
Rights and Responsibilities1.
- You will live in our care and under our rules
- You have the right to live safely
- You have the right to be feed correctly
- You have the right to be educated
- You have the right to be happy
- You have the right to be have an opinion
- You have the right to be entertained
- You have the right to be given moral and physical instruction
- You have the right to be loved
- You will be clothed, fed, protected, educated and sheltered.
- You have the responsibility to obey the rules
- You have the responsibility to tell the truth
- You have the responsibility to do all that is asked without question
- You have the responsibility to try your best
- You have the responsibility to help do your job for the good of the family
- You have the responsibility to always be well behaved and set an example
最后是惩罚：
Penalties:
- If you break any rules the following punishments may be imposed
- No TV
- No Computer
- No Internet
- No Gaming
- Confined to your room
- Extra chores, such are raking, weeding or cleaning
- No swimming
- No treats
- Extra homework tasks
- Tidying your room
- No music
- Cancellation of special events
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