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Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: Twenty kilos. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: Forty-five minutes. Q  o you know the punishment ofr bigamy?A:Two mothers-in-law. Q:What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother? A:You can negotiate with the terrorist. Q:Why are men and parking spaces alike? A:Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled. Q:Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitve, caring and good-looking? A:Because those men already have boyfriends.  |
