这歌词翻译的太逗了

无翼而飞

刚才在用千千听歌，突然冒出来如下歌词，逗死了
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song



Today I don't feel like doin' anything 哥今儿真懒得动弹
I just want to lay in my bed 哥今儿只想倒炕上歇着
don't feel like picking up my phone 甭打电话
so leave a message at the tone 留个言就得了
cause today I swear I'm not doin anything 嗯呐，哥说好了今儿歇着

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan 哥把腿一翘就盯着电扇愣神儿
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants 开开电视，手伸裤裆里（......）
nobody will tell me I can't  谁tm也说不行
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie 倒沙发上，老舒坦了（这句没太懂）
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie 看mtv台，学学怎么得瑟才帅
because in the castle I'm the freckin' man 因为哥的地盘哥是大爷

oooh yes I said it 欧欧欧，哥就这么说了
I said it 就这么说了
I said it cause I can 能这么干才敢放这话
today I don't feel like doing anything 哥今儿还真就懒得动弹
I just want to lay in my bed 认死了只想倒炕上歇着
don't feel like picking up my phone 千万别来电话
so leave a message at the tone 留个言就齐活了
cause I swear I'm not doing anything 因为哥都把话放出去了--今儿歇着
nothing at all 啥玩儿都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all 啥也不干
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo

tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl 明儿哥一起床就做点第五套人民广播体操，在找个浪妞儿
have some really nice sex 做点贼带劲的爱
and she's gonna scream out this is great  她会大声赞扬哥的强大
(oh this is great) 浪妞：丫太牛逼了！
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree 哥没准儿一晃神去整个大学文凭啥的
I bet my old man will be so proud of me 俺爹肯定得乐掉俩大牙
but sorry pops you'll just have to wait  但爹啊，可能这俩牙还得再用两年...
呵呵
ooooh yes I said it 欧欧欧~哥就这么说了
I said it 就说了
I said it cause I can 没把握的话哥不说
today I don't feel like doing anything 今儿哥真一点不想动
I just want to lay in my bed 就想躺哥内暖暖活活舒舒服服的床上歇着
don't feel like picking up the phone 积德就别来电话
so leave a message at the tone 留个言就够了
cause I swear I'm not doing anything  哥都向灯发誓没活动了
no I ain't gonna comb my hair 毛儿也不捯饬
cause I ain't goin' anywhere 因为不出门...
no no no no no noooo 不不不不不不，不出，就宅家里
I'll just strut in my birthday suit 哥决定光着腚在家瞎得瑟
and let everything hang loose 把所有玩意儿都放松放松
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahh

oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything 欧~哥今儿啥也不想干
I just want to lay in my bed 就想倒床上
don't feel like picking up my phone 不想接电话
so leave a message at the tone 所以，留言
cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 大老爷们说了就是！

nothing at all啥玩儿都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all 啥都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
nothing at all 嗯呐咋地

无翼而飞

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