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| If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
 if your father-in-law is a poor man,
 it's your stupidity.
 
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 I was born intelligent -
 education ruined me.
 
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 Practice makes perfect.....
 But nobody's perfect......
 so why practice?
 
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 If it's true that we are here to help others,
 then what exactly are the others here for?
 
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 Since light travels faster than sound,
 people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
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 How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
 
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 Money is not everything.
 There's Mastercard & Visa.
 
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 One should love animals.
 They are so tasty.
 
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 Behind every successful man, there is a woman
 And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
 
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 Every man should marry.
 After all, happiness is not the only thing in
 life.
 
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 The wise never marry.
 and when they marry they become otherwise.
 
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 Success is a relative term.
 It brings so many relatives.
 
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 Never put off the work till tomorrow
 what you can put off today.
 
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 "Your future depends on your dreams"
 So go to sleep
 
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 There should be a better way to start a day
 Than waking up every morning
 
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 "Hard work never killed anybody"
 But why take the risk
 
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 "Work fascinates me"
 I can look at it for hours
 
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 God made relatives;
 Thank God we can choose our friends.
 
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 The more you learn, the more you know,
 The more you know, the more you forget
 The more you forget, the less you know
 So.. why learn.
 
 
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 A bus station is where a bus stops.
 
 A train station is where a train stops.
 
 On my desk, I have a work station....
 what more can I say........
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