分享几则英语的中国笑话

红色

(if racist joke offend you, stop reading now!)

How do chinks come up with names for their kids?
By throwing silverware down the stairs and it goes ping, ching, pong, That’s what they name their kids.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss!

How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!

Why is a chink like a computer?
They both only see bits!

What do you call a fat chinaman?
A Chunk!

Why did the Romans make straight roads?
So Chinks couldn't build corner shops!

A Chinaman enters a bar to find a Black bartender. He says, "Hey nigger, give me a jigger."
The Bartender responds, "That's terrible! How would you like it if I said something like that to you? In fact, let's just switch places. You get behind the bar and I'll come in as a customer."
The Chinaman agrees and gets behind the bar. The Black man goes outside.
Upon reentering, he says, "Hey Chink, give me a drink."
To which the Chinaman answers, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here."

ausox

If you don't read them through, how do you know these are really racist jokes?

jerryclark

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss!

chink是chinese chick的意思？中国人的眼睛也不至于这么小吧？

我看即我有

cangaru

原帖由 jerryclark 于 2011-11-8 00:01 发表


chink是chinese chick的意思？中国人的眼睛也不至于这么小吧？

so that's why it's called joke

melkitty

第一次知道chink这个词，是听王力宏介绍自己的chinked-out曲风，贬义词褒用什么的。

wiii

highly offensive的词
外面听到人这么说你
可以准备好血拼了

dayang

haha, so not funny

sky2010

最后一个挺搞笑的， nigger,jigger，哈哈。

一千零一夜

hahahaha ~

一路向北

没啥意思

dxxxs

一条鱼鱼

good  good

天涯芳草

i always have trouble to understand these joks, not funny at all

一条鱼鱼

Natio

天啊，这些是充满了对中国人歧视的“笑话”，任何一个人在公司场合说这些话都足够收HR的警告信了。大家知道这是歧视性的词语就好了，千万不要自己说这些话啊。

眯眼睡会儿

一点也不好笑。我最不喜欢带歧视的笑话

小安琪

我很赞同

hellohi

现在中国人的眼睛已经越来越大了，牙线是不够遮的

海水正蓝

Chinaman 也是歧视语。

资本动力学

taboo word， dont ever use it！

后太史生

去看sickipedia，更多歧视笑话，对哪里的人都有，还有对Gay、打老婆、恋童癖等等的。