Steve Jobs 忍者身份被暴露

dalaohu

隨身攜帶忍者飛鏢， 被機場保安截獲。

Most probably, this is just unfounded gossip, but Bloomberg is reporting on a story about Steve Jobs getting stopped at the Kansai Airport last July, after security found ninja stars in his carry-on luggage. He got pissed-off, they say. Updated.

This is where I tell you that he took out his Hattori Hanzō sword and killed everyone in the airport lobby, running away with the shurikens in his Quinjet. But according to Bloomberg's translation of the Japanese tabloid SPA! magazine, this is what happened:

Jobs said it wouldn't make sense for a person to try to hijack his own plane, according to the report. He then told officials he would never visit Japan again, the magazine reported.
Bloomberg claims that a Kansai Airport's spokesman confirmed the episode... but he wouldn't reveal the name of the passenger involved in the incident. The spokesman said the private jet passenger trashed the shuriken at the security point, but declined to disclose his name because of the airport's privacy policy. Bloomberg also found that the airport doesn't have a separate boarding for private jet passengers, which explains why this unidentified man had to pass through the usual security point.

Apple declined to comment, which could mean two things: This rumor is so ridiculous that it doesn't need commentary or this rumor is so ridiculous that it doesn't need commentary. Or a third possibility: It may be true. I want to believe it is. If any of you have any photos of Steve trashing his ninja stars at the security point, send them to me.

In any case, if any of us appear dead with a sai up our most tender parts, another rumor would be confirmed: Steve has been watching too many Teenage Mutant Turtles episodes on his Apple TV. [Bloomberg]


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bulaohu

这小子说他以后再也不去日本了，咱看看他会不会食言

garysu

这个挺容易的啊，反正他也不经常跑。电话方面，apple在日本也发展得不是特别好。

iami

gifox

都是小事变大事.
1 谁会劫持自己的私人飞机?
2 其实可以托运的吧......

克赛前来拜访

镖在人在，镖亡人亡，做忍者当然要镖不离身。

WTFAUS

i kills you?
i 不是我的意思？

chenyi1976

意思是下一个苹果日本产品是回旋镖，名字叫iKILLU。

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Apple declined to comment, which could mean two things: This rumor is so ridiculous that it doesn't need commentary or this rumor is so ridiculous that it doesn't need commentary. Or a third possibility: It may be true.