Overheard of mX

hsy12

周五的mX总结了好玩的Overheard，抄一些大家开心开心。

Girl: "That's so weird, my bladder can detect where the nearest toilet is."

Guy: "I don't wash my face 'cause it would wash away the sexiness."

Girl: "I just got in trouble for my skirt being too short It's not short, I just have long legs."

Guy: "Did someone fart or is that still me?"

Guy: "That reminds me of something I have never thought before."

Girl: "I'm gonna bash her with my tits."
Guy: "No way, bash me!"

Girl singing: "It's the fire down town."
Friend: "Are you singing Europe's The Final Countdown?"
Girl: "Yes."
Friend: "They are so not the words."

Girl: "I want to bully you."
Guy: "You are not supposed to ask for permission."

Girl: "I'm only blonde when I'm with blondes."

Guy with spiked hair: "It's not like I don't like this hair, it's just inconvenient. I can't afford to fall asleep."

Guy talking to mate: "Your mum's so fat she ate Jenny and Craig."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Craig_(entrepreneur)
Jenny Craig (born Genevieve Guidroz on August 7, 1932 in Berwick, Louisiana) is an American weight loss guru and founder of Jenny Craig, Inc. Craig was raised in New Orleans and married Sidney Harvey Craig in 1979. In 1983, she and her husband created a nutrition, fitness, and weight loss program in Australia and began offering the program in the United States in 1985. The company became a part of Nestlé Nutrition in 2006.[1]

Girl taking off glasses: "Finally! Now my eyes can breathe!"

Girl on phone in packed train: "I don't need a serious relationship right now. I only broke up two months ago. I wanna be a slut for a while, you know?"

Boy: " I had a productive day. I popped a pimple."

Guy: "It's funny, you go to nightclubs and girls are so rude, but you go to the strippers and they're so friendly. I just don't understood women."

Guy on a crowded train: "I don't even get this close to people I like."

Guy: "The older I get, the better I was."

mikelee19

看不懂？

auprince

感谢分享!

ALSK

打字辛苦了， 这个版挺好玩，虽然有的段子明显编的

hsy12

ALSK 发表于 2015-6-15 10:29
打字辛苦了， 这个版挺好玩，虽然有的段子明显编的

我也最喜欢这个版，有时候在火车上笑SHI了。

bio

last MX?

hsy12

bio 发表于 2015-6-17 14:50
last MX?

Should be, kept the last edition of mX, there is a whole page with thank you, farewell and stuff. :)
Was kind of blue when I saw "pick me up" the next Monday as there's nothing to pick up anymore...