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maribel

Arguing with your Boss is like'wrestling with a pig in mud'.
After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty,the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.   

  
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again !!!!
  

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
  

Behind every 'successful woman',is a man who is surprised !!!!
  
  
Whoever said 'money can't buy happiness', didn't know where to shop.
  

Alcohol 'doesn't solve any problems',but then again, neither does milk.
  

Most people are only 'alive' because it is illegal to shoot them.
  

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
  
  
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  

Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is dental !!!!
  
Life is pleasant, death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
  



[ Last edited by horseanddragon on 2005-1-2 at 07:47 PM ]