2007 Australian Citizenship test

WTFAUS

anyone interested?

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2007 Australian Citizenship test
  
  
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arrse"?
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2. What is a ?bloody little beauty??
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
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6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
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14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
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15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
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18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
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19. Who would you like to crack on to?
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20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
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21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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22. What does ?sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para? mean?

zn7726

谢谢分享, 顶一下.

小声问一句, 出处是哪里?

WTFAUS

原帖由 zn7726 于 2007-9-24 13:14 发表
谢谢分享, 顶一下.

小声问一句, 出处是哪里?

haha. just have a quick read and its just for fun dude.

黑山老妖

I think this is a fake... Easily!

zn7726

被fun了 ~~~

zn7726

问一下, 这个"dude"的出处又是哪里? 公司里也到处dude, dude的 ~~~

WTFAUS

原帖由 zn7726 于 2007-9-24 13:22 发表
问一下, 这个"dude"的出处又是哪里? 公司里也到处dude, dude的 ~~~

在很多美国电视剧里有很多 相当于guy， folk，pal 一类的词？

WTFAUS

原帖由 黑山老妖 于 2007-9-24 13:20 发表
I think this is a fake... Easily!

ok. try the test and educate us then, Mr. Black?

黑山老妖

原帖由 WTFAUS 于 2007-9-24 13:25 发表

ok. try the test and educate us then, Mr. Black?

I have seen similar tests before.
According my previous results, I was almost an Aussie but could do better. So I am not going to pretend I know all the answers to this test.

WTFAUS

原帖由 黑山老妖 于 2007-9-24 13:27 发表

I have seen similar tests before.
According my previous results, I was almost an Aussie but could do better. So I am not going to pretend I know all the answers to this test.

i know you're already localized.. just try explain a few of you can?

Really don't understand most of them

黑山老妖

原帖由 WTFAUS 于 2007-9-24 13:35 发表

i know you're already localized.. just try explain a few of you can?

Really don't understand most of them

Let me give it a crack...

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arrse"?
I think "died in the arse" means died before something is born.
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2. What is a ?bloody little beauty??
A bloody little beauty is a phrase Aussies use to describe something incredible. Similar to "You beauty!". Bloody is a phrase Aussies for very or extremely.  
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
chuck a sickie = get sick leave when you are not sick. sickie = sick leave.
chuck a spaz = pretend you are a fool. Spaz = spastic.
chuck a U-ey? don't know what a U-ey is ...
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4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
arvo = afternoon
chrissy = christmas
relos = relatives
barbie = BBQ
bevvies = beverages = beers
snags = snacks???
pressies = presents
chockies = chocolates
bickies = biscuits
The last sentence I don't quite get ...
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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
This one is hard to explain...
Barnsey = Jimmy Barnes
Farnsey = John Farnham
Acca Dacca = ACDC
Basically this means 3 males driving to beach in their Torana(a cult sports car of 1970s). They were doing 100Km/h, listening to rock n roll music. How many cartons of beer would each of them drink before they have to go for a piss.
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6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother knocking???
b) dont know...
c) Fair crack of the whip!
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
Yeah, I have had a gutful of this too... Don't want to discuss...
had a gutful = had enough of something.
can't be fagged = can't be bothered.
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8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
both
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9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
okay, if a car is up on blocks then the car has no wheels. It's resting on bricks. Don't worry about the next bit.
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10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
Basically are you a real Aussie? All the food described are considered to be no Australian.
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11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
Rissoles
Beef mince
Eggs
Onion (grated)
Bread crumbs or bread soaked in milk
Plain flour
Salt and pepper
Fresh parsley (chopped)
Fresh mint (chopped)
Mustard (optional)
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12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
This is a joke right? For a bloke you eat the whole bar in one mouthful.
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
yeah yeah. None of your F***ing business.
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14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

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15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
no. only eat your own. who is the tight arse invited everyone for barbie and ask everyone to bring their own meat?
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16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
beetroot
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
Okay asking are you a real Aussie again.
Esky = ice box
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18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
prang=crash
So yes, you can crash a car when you are burning circles on the ground.
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19. Who would you like to crack on to?

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20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
Warnie of course.
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21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
Yeah, we all have "mates" like that...
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22. What does ?sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para? mean?

WTFAUS

原帖由 黑山老妖 于 2007-9-24 14:04 发表

Let me give it a crack...

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arrse"?
I think "died in the arse" means died be ...

nice!!!

just googla u'ey.. chuck a u'ey means do a u turn in the car....

zhengtao

老妖还真闲！

sweetpotato

完了,貌似不懂的占了多数.

黑山老妖

原帖由 zhengtao 于 2007-9-24 17:24 发表
老妖还真闲！

是啊。
自己都觉得有点浪费时间的说。

黑山老妖

原帖由 sweetpotato 于 2007-9-24 19:39 发表
完了,貌似不懂的占了多数.

没事啦。这种东西我都没全懂。

zhengtao

原帖由 黑山老妖 于 2007-9-24 19:46 发表

是啊。
自己都觉得有点浪费时间的说。

没事儿没事儿，LZ是罪魁祸首（但愿 LZ看不到，看不到）。

patrickzhu

原帖由 黑山老妖 于 2007-9-24 13:20 发表
I think this is a fake... Easily!

2007 Australian Citizenship test

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arrse"?
A) My car died in the arrse (broke down) – B) Coming first in a running race and then just died in the arrse? (ran out of breath)

2. What is a ?bloody little beauty??
Just received a gift that you really like & you say “you bloody little beauty” (something you really like)

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
No – Chuck is just “verb” which means a word used to show that an action is taking place. “I’m having a sickie.”
“I’m having a spaz”, “I must do a U-ey”

4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
Any Aussie that talks like this needs to be shot!!! But anyway it all means,
Arvo = Afternoon, Chrissy = Christmas, Relos = Relatives, Barbie = Barbeque, Bevvies = Alcoholic drink like beer, Snags = sausages, Pressies = Presents, Scoffed = eat a lot of food quickly, Drained a few tinnies = Drank Beer, Mum did her block = got angry, Barney = Argument, & Biffo = Punch up / fight.

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
Who cares – more rubbish slag. Macca, Chooka and Wanger = Nick names, Surfers = Surfers Paradise in Queensland,

6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? Knocking
b) You're going home in the back of a ? Paddy wagon
c) Fair crack of the ? Whip

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
(I’m sick of writing this ISO tank manual and am very tired)

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
(Wedgie is when your underpants are pulled up as high as someone can pull them up).

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
"up on blocks" = On stands for repairs.

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
don't know the taste like?

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
Mince meet & onion.

12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
Tim Tam = Chocolate biscuit.

13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
Bloke = Man

14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
Pav = Pavlova - which is a dessert,

15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
Can be either but the host will tell you. If nothing is said eat your own meat.

16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
Beetroot

17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
don't know

18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
"prang a car" = (Have an accident whilst doing) "circle work" (Wheel spinning whilst going around in circles)

19. Who would you like to crack on to?
crack on to = ask someone out on a date or dinner then sleep with. (Opposite sex is a must)

20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson = Aussie comedian, John "True Blue" Williamson True Blue = True Aussie through and through), Kylie Minogue = Aussie singer or Warnie = Ex - Aussie cricket player?

21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
Mates = friends

22. What does ?sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para? mean?
Getting very drunk at friends place (para = paralytic)

WTFAUS

原帖由 zhengtao 于 2007-9-24 21:49 发表


没事儿没事儿，LZ是罪魁祸首（但愿 LZ看不到，看不到）。

很不幸，偶还使看到了，看到了。。。

贴出来就是给在工作中有闲余且想学习local 英语的tz有点乐趣。。。

WTFAUS

原帖由 patrickzhu 于 2007-9-25 09:43 发表

2007 Australian Citizenship test

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arrse"?
A) My car died in the arrse (broke down)  ...

bull 人就是多阿

patrickzhu

原帖由 WTFAUS 于 2007-9-25 10:09 发表


bull 人就是多阿

i am not "bull 人",
I have mentioned the answers from boss...

黑山老妖

原帖由 patrickzhu 于 2007-9-25 09:43 发表

2007 Australian Citizenship test

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arrse"?
A) My car died in the arrse (broke down)  ...

Here is a true blue Aussie.

patrickzhu

Thanks for +++, Laoyao,

Again, I am not a true blue Aussie, my boss yes...
He is discussing his brother in the office now regarding these slangs...