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The Cynical Azure--澳洲百相
got irritated when money talks?
you'll be more upset when it doesn't.
-----------Au healthcare system
your freedom of speech is enshrined and fully respected,
so is my freedom to cast deaf ears.
------------Au parties dogfights
to make the most of scarce resources,
the speed cameras are to be relocated.
(to more lucrative spots of course)
------------ RTA
your application won't be processed in a while,
no, no, not that the queue is too long,
but we are understaffed,
mind you, we always are.
------------DIMA
got robbed blind in KingsfordSmith?
grab on a cruise to go overseas then.
------------SYD international airport
too many MVA deaths and injuries,
cut, cut, cut your speed and alcohol,
and kindly don't hold your breath on public transport upgrade.
------------ RTA and Govt
you know A well?
nope, good time to start though.
why vote B out?
is B cute enough to look at on daily basis from media?
------------ girly talk before election
we have to release your privacy before we retire, staying on govt payroll,
and will keep prying on your privacy after retirement, paid by individuals.
------------current PIs, former FPs
wanna challenge your patience?
or care to know the importance of that handfree button on your home phone,
yep, yep, come and hear this sweetie,
"...we appreciate your patience, your call will soon be attended by the next available...."
------------Au customer service lines
never will we have enough means or incentive for near-the-station car parks,
we do have enough patroling forces to scour around with tickets for your cars no matter how far from the station they are parked.
------------ new 3 hr parking limit signposts, local councils
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